Global Warming

I'm a little frustrated with people like Al Gore telling me that the world is getting hotter. It's difficult for me to imagine the ice cap melting when I haven't seen 32 degrees F for over 2 weeks. I don't have much of a butt, but what I do have is getting froze off. And I'm not in Siberia, either. Even though I have worked there at minus 54 degrees F.

The Europeans hosted this last conference, yet are stranded because of the winter storms. Californians are without power for 4 days because a winter storm dropped enough snow to bring down the power lines. The people in the north east are whining because another snow storm, and I'm waiting for palm trees to start growing here in Utah. I don't think the last one is going to happen. I did see a palm tree in Warsaw, Poland, but it was made out of metal and didn't sway in the breeze.

As far as global warming goes, I call "Humbug!" The polar bears don't care if I drive to work (which I would if I had a job), and the penquins don't care if I do either. The penquins just hope that the polar bears don't migrate south and eat them. Then they would be frustrated as well.

Oh, well. Will the frustration never end....